one of the worst questions you could ask someone:

are you crabby today?
first of all, who in their right mind asks someone this? asking this question will probably just make someone crabby. it's a fact. if i went to the grocery store alone that does not, in any shape or form, mean that i am grumpy/crabby/annoyed or mad. it simply means that i went to the grocery store. is it possible to just do things on my own without being questioned?